JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agoThree women injured in otter attack in MontanaNSFWnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down19
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minus-squareThǝLobotoʍi$T@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·11 months agoJust bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
minus-squareHank@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoBeat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoI don’t have any messages I need to send that badly.
minus-squareEarthwormjim91@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoThat’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language. Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses. Otters are fucked up.
minus-squareFireTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoMustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don’t give the otter an excuse.
minus-squareHanabie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoAlso, your saliva is more infectious.
Just bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
Beat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
I don’t have any messages I need to send that badly.
That’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language.
Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses.
Otters are fucked up.
And yet so cute.
Mustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don’t give the otter an excuse.
Also, your saliva is more infectious.