• Damage@slrpnk.net
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    11 months ago

    Sad to learn that half of my fellow Europeans have penile size issues

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      11 months ago

      I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

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        11 months ago

        Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

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          11 months ago

          I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex