• Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    10 months ago

    Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.

    Save up, buy a house.

    Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.

    Donate to charity.

    Donate to worthy political causes.

    Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.

    So many options.

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      10 months ago

      Fund a random Twitch streamer’s life while you stay at home doing nothing.

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        10 months ago

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        • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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          10 months ago

          I wasn’t talking about myself. See, if anon didn’t even think about traveling for example, he probably will need a passport, vaccinations, foreign payment methods, luggage, etc. That takes a person with a full time job weeks to sort out.

    • ed_cock@feddit.de
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      10 months ago

      Become a patron of the arts and help some students through university.

      Work less.

      Withdraw it in coins to throw at poor people.