• thefloweracidic@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    True love is actually a great wish. Money runs out, the earth doesn’t have the resources to power an x-wing, super dude can’t do anything super or else society will now expect him to be Superman, which is a huge responsibility anyone reasonable would want. But TRUE LOVE, the fucking stuff from Disney movies? I’d take that in a heartbeat, then proceed to do a lewd photoshoot with my partner on the defunct x-wing.

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      11 months ago

      Super dude can use his super powers to steal the X-Wing and then fly off to another planet and find true love there. True love that can do some freaky alien sex.

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        11 months ago

        I wish everyone else but me would be miserable!

        Huh, it’s what they’re wishing for every day anyway nothing would change

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      11 months ago

      super dude can’t do anything super or else society will now expect him to be Superman

      Reminds me of a scene in My Adventures With Superman where Clark literally cannot go to sleep because he can’t stop hearing people needing help (thanks to his super-hearing). He stays awake the whole night helping people.

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      11 months ago

      If he has a a personality disorder that could be a cause of the inability to form or maintain relationships, wishing for true love might not last either.