• hydrospanner@lemmy.world
    58·
    11 months ago

    Everyone over the age of 20 thinks they’re old now.

    Everyone older than them responds with some variation of, “Just you wait!”

    Always been this way.

    • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      11 months ago

      I go out of my way to let people in their late 20s how little time they have left with their body being nice to them.

      One day hangovers last 2 days, by 34 you’ll get to find out what part of your body is going to be your main ache, if your lucky like me, you’ll get 2.

      Then you’ll just shit yourself for no reason.