• Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

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        11 months ago

        I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

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        11 months ago

        To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.