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cryptotheism
radiofreederry asked:
You’re always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they’re anything special.cryptotheism answered:
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.
radiofreederry
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.
cryptotheism
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.
radiofreederry
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
cryptotheism
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries
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