peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?message-squaremessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down149file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePeople of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square126fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelivus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·1 年前Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 年前Car: check engine light turns on “well fuck you, too”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
minus-squareqooqie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 年前Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
minus-squareSatyrSack@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.
Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
Car: check engine light turns on
“well fuck you, too”
How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
Regular offerings!
Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.