I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.
Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:
A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!
Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?
That escalated quickly
No, those descended quickly.
He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.
In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.
Makes sense.
It’s obvious when you think about it
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🎶 Blue bird of friendliness. Like guardian angels it’s always near. 🎶
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it: say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.
I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.
Dude… harsh.
Not unwarranted, but harsh.
I should have added that he would also be wearing crocs and half-calf white socks.
If you walk with the sun in your back, it is unwarranted.
My new favorite comic site. Thank you for sharing.
This should be in the training manual for all lighthouse keepers.
There is, but it normally gets lost in shipping.
This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.
Milton Jones’ origin story?
This is Loss
A nightmare awakes me, blinking light!
There’s no guide, blind ships in the night.
Oh blood red moon, eat away the night.
Darkness covers my lonely soul,
No one to feed the dying light…Is that Ephraim Winslow or Thomas Wake?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
Behind the bastards the war of the eggs
“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”
