In the red corner, hailing from Colorado and standing at five foot six, louder than a 12-gauge, dumber than a whole box of Facebook marketplace rifle suppressors masquerading as fuel filters; she’ll knock your socks off just so her husband can sniff your feet (but only if you’re under 16); the undeniably uneducated; universally unloved… Lauren “Ppppppplaaaaan B” Booooooooooebert.
In the other red corner, all the way from god-knows-where-and-we-wish-she’d-go-back-already; she’s got on more makeup than a dumpster full of Sephora customer returns; she’s been evicted from every trailer park in the greater Dalton metro area; the immortal god-Queen of the international association of Karens; Marjorie Taylor “White Trash Barbie” Grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Which one is most likely to use a steel chair first? And can this please be a Hell in a Cell match
My money is on Marge for the first chair strike. Boebert looks like a a hair puller.
The Green-Boebert match is sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks, Fan Duel, and Crypto /s
Let them fight.
Unfortunately, there’s a whole sub-section of Republican men who would love nothing more than to see that. And it would make them support them even more.
Not a republican, but I staunchly support anything that potentially ends with christian nationalists putting each other in the hospital. Let them fight.
No, they were talking about people who would be turned on by the cat fight.
More time spent beating off at work is less time spent legislating. Still cool.
That’s why I was 100% fine with Trump playing as much golf as possible while president.
We need a reboot of celebrity death match, now more than ever.
But this time, make it live action rather than claymation.
But this time, make it live action rather than claymation.
we keeping on trucking to the idiocracy timeline, i see.
Idiocracy was a documentary from the future
To note, President Comacho was far, far kinder, wiser and more humble than any MAGA politician.
Are we taking bets?
I mean, Marge would win no question. She’s built like a brick shit house.
Hard agree. She got a Neanderthal brow and club-hefting arms. Plus, meth strength.
With a personality to match
Will this be before or after the Musk Zuck fight?
Which one is the main event?
They’re going to have to start charging pay-per-view on C-Span.
What’re the odds one of them pulls a gun mid fight?
Boebert shoots like a Star Wars Stromtrooper and can’t hot the broadside of a barn.
Yeah I don’t think she’ll kill Greene, but I do think she might hit a colleague or at the very least get extremely arrested.
I mean YouTubers are boxing each other so why not politicians.
I think we should give them both Bowie knives and tell them to go at it, and may the most reprehensible person lose/win.
Let them fight~ Let them fight~
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