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The archaeologists have to read each incantation out loud or they’re chickenshit.
O, let not the pains of financial burden which come upon thee enter into my automobile. I am the Extended Warranty, and I am in the foremost part of the loan, and the insurance policy which protecteth me is that which is with all the paid claimants forever.
I want magic to be real… I would love for that to happen. Just a bunch of scientists in the dirt unlocking some ancient evil… That’s the world I want… Fuck what we have now.
Same
“Klatu, barada, n-- … Necktie? Nectur? Nickle?”"
YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!
I’m alright.
Johnathan Sims would like to know your location
The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.
I DON’T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT’S… A BIRD…?
