BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWell I feel better now.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up11.34Karrow-down1132
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1imageWell I feel better now.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year ago This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records St Peter asks: “Nationality?” -“Ruthenian” “Place of birth?” -“Austrian Empire” “School?” -Czechoslovakia “Married in? -“Hungary” “Children born in?” -“Third Reich” “Grandchildren born in?” -“USSR” “Died?” -“Ukraine” St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!” Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”