• AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Dragon murders adventuring party.

    Dragon builds a hoard with the funds from selling the magical items

    Dragon loans this hoard to another dragon for it to gestate it’s whelplings.

    Dragon approaches lich with request for a loan with the lease, horde itself, and location of the whelplings as collateral.

    Dragon is granted loan.

    Dragon files for bankruptcy. As it is “thousands of gold in debt”.

    Kings vizer (also a dragon in disguise) assesses lair for taxable revenue, “it’s lookin like a rummage sale.”

    It ain’t me

    It ain’t meee

    I ain’t no fortunate son.