The original take hits harder.
Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man
Is he depressed?
Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person ManTriangle Man
Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle ManParticle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Particle manIs he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
The op is the Spider Man theme song, just reworded.
I did not read it that way at first. It’s so much better now that you said that.
lol
It’d read better if the last line had ‘giving’, it’s missing a syllable
Definitely scans better.
Wakes up late
Gets a coffee
Hits on Kathy
Can’t pay rent
He can’t rhyme
Cuz he sucks at lifeIf you’re gonna do the spider-man thing you can’t just leave it hangig at the end…
Depressed 🎵
Sucks to be human man 🎶🎶
I’m in this picture and I do not like it.
The fact that I’m sitting in bed for about 2 hours now at 2am states that you’re correct.
Like A Boss
I can only hear the deviman crybaby theme song in my head…
