• Windex007@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    DATA Mister Biggie, and Mister 2Pac, Brooklyn may never know how you saved them from calamity last night. But rest assured, I know

    • Biggie and 2Pac look at eachother, confused -

    BIGGIE Yo, what you talkin’ about computer man?

    DATA I know that you and Mister 2Pac were able to help disarm that woman’s explosive device last night after the party

    • Biggie and 2Pac still visibly confused -

    DATA, SENSING THIER CONFUSION: I believe you described the emergency situation as a “bomb-ass pussy”

    Biggie and 2Pac start laughing hysterically and high five

    2PAC Yeah we did!

    BIGGIE AND 2PAC CONTINUE LAUGHING

    CAMERA PANS UP TO THE BROAD SKYLINE AS A NEW DAY DAWNS

    MUSIC AND FADE OUT