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    15 hours ago

    this is a great opportunity to bring in riddles from the Kids Write Jokes tumblr. not gonna spoiler the answers for… obvious reasons.

    some of my favourites:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Doctor Dentist

    Doctor Dentist who

    How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time

    what do dogs call Italy?

    dogtaly

    How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

    1,280,000 sharks.

    what does NASA stand for.

    not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    and my all time fave

    can you fart?

    do it now