We have a daywalker amongst us…
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
True story: when I’m at my mom’s house I’ll tell her my Switch is a Nintendo or a Gameboy because explaining what it is is too much of a chore at this point.
She’s totally giving you the eye. Go for it dude!
They’re not roofies, they’re Beta Blockers.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.
True! 10-12 more cars could have fit on that road if it wasn’t for that stupid bus.
But the poors have to get to their jobs serving me…
I got it! Let’s widen the road! Nobody uses the sidewalk anyway. /S
I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.
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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…
That’s when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.
They did it all for the nookie.
I have exactly that, but in my right arm.
Maybe its because I’m left handed…
Funny, maybe its when I travel, but, I’ll look up a route on Uber an hour before I plan to leave, go do something else for a while and it’ll have gone down a buck or two.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.