They said they weren’t evil! Who were we to know they’d lie about it, what are they, the Chinese?? This is just like communism
I channeled a redditor for this comment
awww man, in my victoria game where I’m playing as Peru-Bolivia I conquered Benin because sorry man I need coal and iron, also joined the French market, and a small group of italians migrated to Benin
but then they disappeared, is this a genociude
the building is owned by my landlord company but idk who owns the machines themselves
what the fuck is this graph
ugh doing laundry at 9pm at night when I just want to not, because otherwise I’d have to do it tuesday after seeing my friend
the laundry room attached to my building still isn’t fucking open! like they said it was! The machines are all in there and hooked up and shit but since last talking to them and getting the code to get in they seem to have started using the room for fucking storage. I saw boxes and boxes of tenant records and shit dating back to 2006
they said the “machines aren’t connected to the internet” so you can’t pay
and you know what? idk, set the machines up to work for fucking free then while you get it figured out because the laundry room has been closed for 7 fucking months
I made really good vegan black bean cakes at work but nobody is eating them, why won’t they try my BBC
but it feels so good when I’m winnin’
man I had a game earlier today where I got first blood and just snowballed and by the end of it my team was kind of just dicking aroound while I was forced to 1v5
i went 30 4 in that game, god bless me
i really love how frequently someone in a game of league of legends will just shit their pants and give up first blood and then feed a bunch and then if met with any criticism by me they’ll be like “well, you picked ADC mundo, game was already over” like lollll okay
mundo is a really powerful guy if he can mind control people into just running into the enemy team 28 times
helldivers 2 might be fun but they just made it so you need a fuckin playstation account
victoria 3 or other map games are also an infinite time sink
maybe get into streaming so that you get a social component to things?
also i’ll play league of legends with you if you want but I’m playing ADC MUNDO
big crates labeled “TNT” 
don’t be, imagine how nervous the tattoo feels
Can you imagine how much better things would be even if we could just withhold rent for things? Like your landlord drags their ass dealing with roaches, you withhold the rent. The laundry room in your building has been fucked for 7 months with literally no communication on when it’ll reopen, you withhold the rent. your roof has collapsed and your landlord does nothing about it, you withhold the rent
like yeah I want mao to come back and mincecraft them all but like life would be so much better for so many people if we even just had this one milquetoast fucking concession, because as it is now it’s pretty fucked that there’s nothing you can really do except move to another shithole landlord tenement (at the end of your lease, sweaty)
I cooked a pretty good southwestern seasoned pasta dish with cannellini beans in it tonight too as the vegan dish. I think it was good but tbh i think more people would have eaten it if it were just sold as a vegan chili without pasta
I really enjoy how i cook roast green beans that are so much better than the green beans the other cooks put out that the college kids eat like 2x as much
Turns out if you properly season and cook something, people like it more!
I toss mine in oil with garlic, garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper and a little thyme. Roast them at like 400 for 12ish minutes until they start to char
The other cooks idk spray them down with pam and then if they’re lucky they salt and pepper them. Then they “roast” them at such a low temp for such a low time that they look like they were steamed
If these back walls could talk
I love being told to cook for 160 people but then another 60 people show up and the chef should have expected this because the menu competes with the grill we operate downstairs so when we do burgers everybody comes upstairs instead because it’s buffet style and they can get like 5 burgers for the price of one
Because no i didn’t have enough ready, I had to cook literally 100 more, and for some reason iv have to put cheese on them for them because idfk i guess these dumb college kids need to see it melt on the patty to want it. So it’s very labor intensive
I feel like they need to be running burgers half price or something when we serve them upstairs because it seems really fucking stupid for me to just be getting my dick balls and ass slammed for 2 hours by myself while the grill is dead
We should jack up your landlord 250x a month
These people just showed up wanting to load up as many to go containers as they could buy to bring food to a homeless shelter and i cannot deal with that right now. I only made so much food. Thankfully they’re telling them they need to plan this ahead of time. I wanna feed homeless people but like I cooked 200 burgers planning on feeding like 150 people and like, they could have potentially taken all of it. I don’t have time to grill anything else and even if I had the time I’m tired
Also just fyi conrade this isn’t even in my top 10 wildest fantasies. GOOD NIGHT
don’t worry I just thought too many thoughts about how china stay winning and it fled in a seething rage