My plan for living on Mars is to call my garden on earth “Mars.” It is significantly more healthy than 14 year old me’s plan to live on mars by exclusively consuming Mars candy bars for sustenance.

“In Space, No one can hear your workplace safety complaints”

You have 2 addictions one is the nicotine the other is having something to do with your hands and mouth. Quitting smoking is so hard because you are fighting 2 addictions at once.

Nicotine replacement is a bad strategy for quitting smoking because the nicotine is the easier habit to break. It only takes a few days to a few weeks to no longer have a physical craving for nicotine. The need to have something to occupy your hands and mouth is way more insidious and that is the impulse that gets activated when you see something triggering. When you see someone smoke in a movie and it makes you long for a smoke doing the action that would give you the nicotine without getting the nic fix starts training your brain that the action doesn’t work anymore or doesn’t work as well.

Thanks for blowing things up while I was sleeping.

switch to 0 nic juice? You will use significantly more for a few weeks but in the long run you’ll use less.

I like “forward at a standard rate”

What if it was called LickToad and it made the other robots hallucinate?

There is no conflict between mindfulness and anger. Anger and wrath get a bad wrap and people try to falsely equate mindfulness with dispassion and inaction. Wrath is so much more enjoyable when you are mindful. When you are consciously aware that the violence you are engaged in is justified and pure. When the only people getting hurt are those who brought it upon themselves you can wear that wrath like a crown and never have any doubts or regrets over it.

Showed my lady. she said “Ewww! Hannibal Lecter”

I’m gonna be a dick.

A lib spiraling because you dashed their delusional cope is a good thing. (it being your romantic partner is not ideal) If you can bring them to a realization that the democratic party is a genocidal colonialist party that supports white anglo supremacy you are doing good things.

The questions for you are whether 1)you put your political views above your relationship 2)they put their political views above your relationship 3) whether you can come to a consensus based on materialist reality. (aka can you radicalize them to the immortal science of Marxist Leninism)

If it destroys your relationship that is sad but do you think a stable relationship is possible when one party clings to a fantasy that ignores materialist reality? Being in a relationship with someone who clings to delusional cope is probably not sustainable. Better to work this out before you sign legally binding documents.

I thank you in advance for spilling out your life for me to consume as entertainment slop.

I feel like the amount of quality film and tv has fallen significantly over the last few years. Its like the writers strikes got a lot of quality workers black balled or something. Maybe just that the looming recession that has been lurking for years has been getting the studios to limit output.

And her dad, the “Marxist professor” can’t be arsed to even speak to the press

We need to start a targeted harassment campaign where people send him lines from combat liberalism.

Only one reason to stay off dating apps.

^{strongbad voice:} 502ed !

awww what a prickly looking lil guy

be strong. you don’t have to let the demon consume you find some other healthy activity that wont destroy your life.

I like them to stay the fuck out of my garden.

Bleach doesn’t kill black mold spores so its just as good to use vinegar.

This trick is also the key to a more complex flavor profile in your chilli. Allow the chilli to begin caramelizing on the bottom of the pot and then scrape it off with a wooden spoon and mix it in.