2Deep4Me

full of fail

ive got bad news for you if you just time travelled forward from 2006

somehow that makes it worse

oh i know how this works and its not the way you think. Its somehow better and worse at the same time

Im going to describe the process using a hypothetical situation:

You decide to try a new shampoo but you’re not sure what to buy. You ask your friend “hey what shampoo do you use” and they tell you they use Head and Shoulders.

Later that night, you google head and shoulders and read reviews

The next day, your friend gets Head and Shoulders ads on youtube and facebook and Instagram, etc

This is because google knows both of your locations and search history. It sees that you two were within a few feet of each for hours and decides to shoot ads at you both, based on what either of you have searched recently.

This is called proximity targetted advertising and i think its gross.

But this is why so many people say things like “we were talking about it and now im seeing ads they must be spying on me”

Alright fine ill switch browsers AGAIN

i wish they would all act like the faceless industrial complexes out there

you don’t see this from stuff like Caterpillar

the median household income in America has increased $6,000 since 1990

If this was adjusted for inflation, this increase would be $115,000

https://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d22/tables/dt22_102.30.asp?current=yes

if only there was a simple easy solution

i break into stores after hours and steal things

#ComeAndTakeWhatExactly

#WhatDidTimTakeFromYou

that is not what i thought the hashtag/pound was used for

my lil bros and i quote this daily, still, 15 years later

open invitation if you ever want to :)

id happily play with you. my favorite franchise.

The co-op is silent. no chat, no text. You communicate via animations and gestures

you use an item to let people know youre interested in playing together, and if another player walks by the spot, they can see and interact with your “sign” and summon you to their game

THATS NOT WHAT COMMUNISM IS UGHJGGFIBEKWMEK

my sentiment remains, even if the specifics are inaccurate

don’t be silly

it’ll get appealed and fought over and over until it’s down to 600 million

they’ll pay back 300 and we wont hear anything else about it for years until someone mentions Clarence Thomas getting a new 300 million dollar golden calf statue around the same time

oh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts

killing spree

rampage!

Unstoppable

…

G O D L I K E

HEADSHOT

HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL

MULTIKILL

ULTRA KILL

…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL

oh if you think i am defending cops then i have failed terribly at communicating the sarcasm and disdain in my tone lemme try again

OH NOES

PUBWIC OFFICIAWS NAMES AND UNIT NUMBERS ARE PUBWIC KNOWEDGE?

I HOPE NOWOBODY USES THIS INFOWO TO DO CWIMES! nyaaa! :3

listen bro i cant just sit here and name every multiplayer game from 2005

i played socom on psp and i was convinced this was the future, peak gaming