Hey, my name is on that probe! Good luck with the solar plunge little dude!
Into the Sun’s atmosphere, not into the Sun.
We’ll see what happens I guess.
Finally, we’re sending somebody to save those brave helium miners.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/100680
Just gonna leave this here 😉
;_;7
That’s cute af, how have I never seen that before
Please let Elon Musk be on board. Please!
Elon has too much mass, couldn’t do it on NASA’s budget.
No need to waste a good scientific mission.
We can deal with him (and other oligarchs and their collaborators) on earth.
Soylent billionaires: food for the rich.
The rich will happily eat each other. Musk has made it abundantly clear that they are trying to make one person have all the wealth
Oh no! What if it pops!?
galactic fart noise
Don’t be silly, it’ll gently inflate and then float away carried by the heat waves.
Even Sun can’t have some privacy nowadays.
Right up in there, no lube, nuthin
Think they will find Icarus 1 on the way there?
I can hear that distress beacon.
The sun was flat and we didn’t expect it!
\s
“into the sun”
Is xelon going to be on it??? please please please please please