Brevity is the soul of wit.
“your joke but worse”
That’s a different joke, now.
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
But now it’s not a sendup of the Watchmaker’s Paradox.
Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
Satan’s plan sounds awesome. They won’t even tell me what God’s plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔
honestly when you read the bible god is pretty relatable, he’s kinda just proud of having literally created everything (including evil, isaiah 45:7) and wants to be worshipped for it, and gets angry when you don’t worship him for having literally created everything by himself.
It all makes more sense when you drop the idea that god is arbitrarily perfect and good.I can’t say i’d do better with absolute power of creation and having to literally create the concept of existence on my own. If we’re created in the image of god then frankly it’s a wonder we’re as friendly as we are.
I don’t know, i read the Bible. Those stories aren’t the flex god thinks they are.
Pshaw, let’s see you or your deity turn someone into a pillar of salt for looking the wrong way, fuck yeah Team God!
Better music too
Lol
needs more jpeg
Hail Satan!
Ave Satanas!
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Cows are amazing stfu kid
Wow 😳😳…
