Ron Perlman looking ass
That has to be the most chill cougar ever.
big cans
If not friend, why friend shaped
Is that a cougar?
THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It’s a reference, let’s see if someone gets it)
I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!
Wet Cougar in the bathtub.
I think it’s a puma
Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?
Nah. Mountain lion.
I call it a Warthog.
Ask Lopez what he thinks
I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)
I think it’s just precious.
Awww, it wants to pet the little ape.
Yes
That’s all fun and games until he eats your face
Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I’ve raised from kittendom, who’d easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.
*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you’re a bloody arsehole.
The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.
It’s fortunate their primary prey is plastic.
I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he’s in a mood. We’ve had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe
This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.
He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.
I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.
This is my kind of shoulder cat.
I think you may be his type of shoulder human
Surprisingly calm while being given a bath.
I think he’s Puma Messi, he’s been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I’m not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn’t do a deep dive.
Steve French!
He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!
