Halloween, in January?
The savings are bottomless.
The sale is endless.
He fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Ah, I didn’t enjoy that fall. I think I’ll go for the premium fall next time.
Next time: Ball-Mart
Well, I certainly wouldn’t pay money for that! …Is it on-sale?
perfect joke, no notes
So, what’s the business model here exactly? We’ve got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.
Actually yeah, seems doable.
Didn’t you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.
The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.
That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.
then Walmart has no doors
that’s a butthole
You’re thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.
A walton butthole.
“guys, did that flower just talk…?”
how do they put the carts back
Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.
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