Dude wants to stop magpies from eating cat food. Makes a shitty “owl”. Magpies don’t care and eat the food anyway. They bob their heads up and guy thinks “they are totally worshipping my shitty owl” instead of “they’re still eating the cat food”. More news at 11.

It’s happened to all of us at some point, the important things are: to make sure it’s not built on an old burial ground and to destroy it before the focused energies summon something terrible through the Skin Between Worlds.