Rudy Giuliani is staring down hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal bills and sanctions amid numerous lawsuits in addition to the new criminal charges – related to his work for Donald Trump after the 2020 election.
Rudy will fight this all the way to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott!
Stolen from random account on Twitter
Goddamm that is good joke. Stealing that.
Wonder what the Russians have on him. Must be good to make him try and stand in front of a freight train.
Probably a lot of dirt from helping them take down the Italian mob of New York so the Russian mob could take over.
You know I was just thinking, that’s sort of exactly what happened.
Is there anywhere good I can read about this?
here’s a Newsweek article on it that I skimmed the first few paragraphs of. Google likely has more info that I’m too lazy to dig out at the moment.
My theory: CP, like trumps piss video - the piss was not the problem but the age of the pissers was.
Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.
“Just keep giving them the benefit of the doubt!”
I was going to say ‘Would a Russian handler let Rudy do a presser at ‘Four Seasons Lawn Care,’ next to the porn palace?’
Then I remembered this Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Some of the other stuff that has come out recently (and the Borat sequel hotel scene) make it look like Ghouliani is a rapist or a diddler / both
Would not be shocked if the russians have diddler dirt on him
Probable. Russian friends in NYC probably provided girls to him and covertly filmed it. I wonder if we will ever know for sure.
When the FBI seized several of his cell phones in April 2021 in a now-closed investigation, much of Giuliani’s electronic records were held on a database operated by a company called Trustpoint.One. But they were archived, and running searches on files the company held for more recent litigation isn’t cheap. Even hosting his records with the company costs $20,000 a month, according to a recent court filing.
No sympathy at all to the drunk fool, but why is it so expensive?
The price is set at what the market will bear, and they’re a “Cadillac” service (e.g. aimed at high-income, white-glove-style clientele) per their “About Us” page
https://trustpoint.one/about-us/
In his case it doesn’t seem like the best choice.
And often it’s the same as the regular version, except issues get bumped in priority and maybe a extra tech support person.
And your manager freaks out when one of them calls and demands anything. I used to work in a vaguely similar support role, though probably with fewer zeros attached.
I don’t understand why he doesn’t just ask Trump for the money? It’s not like Trump has a history of stiffing and being cheap? I’m sure Trump will give G the money to keep him quiet. It’s not like Trump will throw G under the bus the moment it’s beneficial.
Trump has been shooting himself in the foot forever. Here’s my favorite Trump story.
The tl, dr is that he built Trump Tower to become beloved of the Manhattan elites. He acted like a big baby and made them hate him.
He did literally beg him, in person, with his attorney present:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html
Who’s willing to bet that if it does start to look bad, this guy will suddenly appear as a frail old man in too bad shape to properly face justice. No more make-up or hairdye.
Reminds me of a Pink Floyd lyric:
And when you lose control, you’ll reap the harvest you have sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it’s too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone
Dragged down by the stone
From the best Floyd album, imo.
The post right above this “After Years of Spreading Lies, Election Deniers Face Consequences” …seems like it.
Oh nooooooo.
Anyway…
I loved his work on Borat 2
I’m sure he can still get a discount at the Four Seasons…
Four seasons file hosting, search, and criminal lawyer service.
Couldn’t have happened to a more melt into a black puddle kinda guy.
I put money on Rudy and Jenna to flip first, if they haven’t already, on Trump.
I hope not. Giuliani deserves to rot in prison
Oh he’s going to jail, but he’s going to do whatever it takes to make sure he doesn’t take all the heat.
Bootlicking fool.
That’s alright, he’s going to have a nice little place to live with meals the rest of his live shortly and then he won’t have to worry about his finances
Good. He fucked around, and now he’s finding out.
Lol.
