Ack Ack Ack Ack Ank Ank Ankylosaurus
(It would be better if it was actually an ankylosaurus)
When you realize that asteroids are not made up by the government to control you.
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why did i exhale at this
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bro stop 💀
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He looks like he just dropped the punchline to a sick dad joke.
“Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!”
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
It just reminds me of that animatronic alien from a certain I Think You Should Leave skit, so all I can think of for a caption is
“HER SISTER’S ADDICTED TO DRUGS! IS THAT BORING?!”
Never let the party die.
When you thought you were young enough to say “slaps” but everyone just stares
GELFLINGS!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH
Specimen B
When the sun has just gone down but you see a sunrise in the distance
Clever girl
Oh no, not the dino-economy! (when the meteorite landed)
I don’t think that was just a fart
I won’t bite! I promise!
PENIS GOES WHERE?
