Hello,

For this Wednesday’s theme, please try to imagine how your favourite Star Wars characters would advertise themselves on sites like LinkedIn.

Corporate jargon, the elevation of mundane tasks into elaborate feats of skill and expertise (e.g. where changing a bulb becomes “Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents”), and work-obsessed lunacy is the general idea.

Thank you. Now I have to go watch the latest episode of Fargo (by which I mean “automate the successful retrieval of an Amazon product at a lower-than-expected cost, and continue my dedicated plan to stay abreast of the latest developments in innovative storytelling”, of course).