Shovels… Tile Slates. I miss WeWantPlates but not going back to reddit for it.

Apparently we haven’t worked out the perfect receptacle for eating ice cream so a flat tile has been proven to be the optimal way to eat it… just like famously we eat pasta from mugs…?

I have a cup just like this that I use to add wood shavings to my compost toilet.

This picture makes me uncomfortable.

You asked, I give! Here it is in all of it’s pre-content glory: !wewantplates@midwest.social

kitch factor/ Instagramable content

On a cold winter day, I like to cozy up by the fireplace with a blanket and a piping hot mug of macaroni

I would appreciate this if this was a drive through order and you’re somehow eating on the go. But at a sit-down restaurant… This is annoying.

It’s also a good way to look like you got a lot of food when you really didn’t.

Stop your whinging and drink your macaroni, Carl.

I usually eat like this at home when there’s no clean bowl.

So that people give them free advertising by taking pictures and putting it on their social media.

And so that the kind of people who post photos of their food on social media will come there for the pictures, not the food.

You do realize it’s actually easier to eat macaroni that way right you don’t have little pieces running away from you so it’s easier to eat every last bit.

They do that because the plates are occupied with the soup atm.

They can charge more and laugh at you.

Is the bowl hot? Is the handle less hot?

Maybe it’s so you can drag the bowl around without touching the hot bit. … Kinda like the handle on a cup of hot tea/coffee/cocoa?

That’ll be easy to eat. A handle to hold it and if you use a spoon, dead easy to scoff the lot.