GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.
Damn the Onion is on fire lately.
And all it took was a human catastrophe.
Crazy-laugh-cry
So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess
So is Gaza.
I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.
Yeah yeah tell it to the Judge
Pack it up boys, we got him.
It was me all along??
You just didn’t want to admit to yourself!
what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way
if we is the US and friends we “made” is taken literally…
well played. uptoot for you!
uptoot
Why have you done this?
It’s just for you. Trying to stay sane with a little humor in dark times.
I am disgusted by my actions.
Before we start this thread can we all agree to condemn your actions?
I am ashamed of my words and deeds.
Shame!
We’ve been trying to reach you about your hospital’s extended warranty…
Shit sorry I knew I should have eaten less beans last night
Thank god I didn’t read the article.
Sorry I was hungry
Have a snickers
you’re not you when you’re hungry
Thanks
Ahh shit, got found out. Time to run
What if the real treasure is the hospitals we bombed along the way?
they are not wrong, it’s your tax money being used there
Well no, not really.
You think every country wants in on this war, no chance, firstly because it’s hard to figure out who is even the best side to back and secondly regardless of who ends up winning or if there’s a peace treaty (very unlikely), literally nothing will change in the region. The whole area is a powder keg at the best of times. And it’s really in the best of times.
Man, that guy that got mad about a joke that called him dense regarding this topic is going to be pissed about this.
You have me as a reference when you apply to The Onion.
Mah bad
I KNEW IT!
Dogyote you are under arrest for crimes against humanity
I’m sure I had a good reason
